Weird Universe Archive

November 2013

November 3, 2013

TV Bank

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Oh, the rage and tears and blossoming cynicism when this item finally arrived in the mail!

Original ad here. (Jump to page 28.)

Posted By: Paul - Sun Nov 03, 2013 - Comments (2)
Category: Scams, Cons, Rip-offs, and General Larceny, Advertising, Comics, 1950s

The Mamoris Chair

It's an emergency helmet that doubles as a chair's backrest, during times of non-emergency. An odd but clever idea, if it saves lives. [mamoris.me]



Posted By: Alex - Sun Nov 03, 2013 - Comments (4)
Category: Furniture, Inventions, Headgear

News of the Weird (November 3, 2013)

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M343, November 3, 2013
Copyright 2013 by Chuck Shepherd

Lead Story

PREVIOUSLY ON WEIRD UNIVERSE: Norway’s Battle Against Chaos: Norwegian public television, which introduced the now-legendary continuous, live log-burning show (12 hours long, with “color commentary” on the historical and cultural importance of fire), scheduled a new program for this week in its appeal to serenity (labeled “Slow TV”). On November 1, NRK was to televise live, for five hours, an attempt to break the world record for producing a sweater, from shearing the sheep to spinning the wool and knitting the garment (current record: 4:51, by Australians).To prepare viewers for the excitement, coverage would be preceded by a four-hour documentary on the entire sheep-to-sweater process. (In addition to the log, NRK viewers have been treated to live cams on a salmon-fishing boat and, for five days, on a cruise ship.) Said an NRK journalist, “You would think it’s boring television, but we have quite good ratings for these programs . . ..” [Los Angeles Times, 10-4-2013]

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

Extract of cockroach is a delicacy among some Chinese, able to miraculously reduce inflammation, defy aging, and cure tuberculosis, cancer, and cirrhosis. Agence France-Presse reported in August that Yunnan province is a silicon-valley-type business center, where pulverized roaches can sell for the equivalent of about $89 a pound, and five pharmaceutical companies have contracts with ranches that have formed the Sichuan Treasure Cockroach Cooperative. (In August, a start-up farm in Jiangsu province was, police suspect, vandalized, allowing at least a million cockroaches being prepared for market to flee to adjacent neighborhoods.) [Quartz (qz.com), 8-27-2013] [Agence France-Presse via Daily Telegraph (London), 8-25-2013]

When entrepreneur Michelle Esquenazi was asked by a New York Post reporter in September why her all-female crew of licensed bounty hunters (Empire Bail Bonds of New York) is so successful at tricking bail-jumpers into the open, she offered a five-letter vulgar euphemism for a female body part. “It’s timeless,” she continued. “Of course he’s going to open his door for a nice piece of [deleted].” “The thing about defendants is no matter who they are [of whatever color], they’re all dumb. Every single last one of them is stupid.” [New York Post, 9-27-2013]

PREVIOUSLY: Hipster Haven: Two fearless entrepreneurs inaugurated services recently in faux-fashionable Brooklyn, N.Y. Lucy Sun, a Columbia University economics major, began seeking work as a $30-an-hour “book therapist,” to help readers find the “right” book to read or give as a gift, with attention to clients’ “specific situations.” In Brooklyn’s Greenpoint neighborhood in September, the stylish Eat restaurant began reserving certain nights’ meals to be experienced in total silence. On opening night, a Wall Street Journal reporter noted one throat-clearing and a muffled sneeze but barely any other human sound. Some diners were won over; another said it felt like “being 50 and married.” [Gawker, 9-23-2013] [Wall Street Journal, 9-17-2013]

It’s expensive to go broke in America. Detroit, which most acknowledge acted wisely in filing for bankruptcy protection in July (in the face of debts estimated to be at least $18 billion), will nonetheless be on the hook for bankruptcy-law fees that could total $60 million under current contracts (according to an October New York Times report), plus various expenses, such as the $250,000 to Christie’s auction house to price and sell some assets. A fee examiner has been hired to keep the expenses in line, but he charges $600 an hour. [New York Times, 10-8-2013]

Medical Marvels

PREVIOUSLY: The Horror: A recent medical journal reported that a 49-year-old man in Brazil said he had recovered from a stroke except that the damage to his brain (in a “subcortical region” associated with higher-level thinking) has caused him to develop "pathological generosity" toward others. A Duke University neurologist told London’s Daily Mail that stroke-induced personality changes (such as hoarding) are common but that this particular change appears unique. Doctors reported in the journal Neurocase that even with medication, this patient's beneficence was unabated after two years. [Daily Mail (London), 9-7-2013]

PREVIOUSLY: Blood clots can be especially dangerous, often requiring urgent, harshly invasive open-heart surgery to remove the clot before it can be fatal, but a team from UCLA Medical School reported breathlessly in September that a “minimally”-invasive, cutting-edge machine worked just as well: a vacuum cleaner. When a 62-year-old man arrived at an emergency room with “deep vein thrombosis,” “AngioVac” lines were inserted in the leg and neck and sucked out the 24-inch-long clot. The patient was back home and full of energy a week later. [UCLA Medical School press release, 9-18-2013]

Weird Animals

PREVIOUSLY: A "scatological force field" is how a Reuters reporter in September described how ordinary house termites are able increasingly to resist extermination. They use their own feces to build their nests, and the pathogens seem to form a protective shield that attacks unfriendly bacteria trying to invade the nests. [Reuters, 9-25-2013]

“Pig Drinks 18 Pints and Has Fight with Cow” read one August headline from Port Hedland, West Australia, after rampaging wild pigs stole and drank 18 beers from a campsite. International Business Times, summarizing recent research in September, noted that moose, especially, are attracted by fermenting apples; that prairie voles are prominent social drinkers (consuming much more of available alcohol when other voles are around); and that African elephants often turn violent to secure the fermenting fruit of the marula tree (although the elephant would require 1,400 pieces of fruit to generate the seven gallons of alcohol that--if consumed all at once--would match humans’ “legal limit” for driving). [International Business Times (New York), 9-10-2013]

Perspective

Americans frequently cite the rigorous, above-board testing of prescription drugs as one of government’s most important functions, and health insurance companies use such seals of approval in policy-coverage decisions. However, some consumers seem to prefer unorthodox, untested, unregulated products and, backed by lobbyists for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM), are challenging the insurers for “discriminat[ing]” against these “drugs,” especially in the game-changing rules of the new Affordable Care Act. A Forbes.com columnist explained in August what would happen if CAM prevails: “You could start offering dried bird poop for arthritis, call it ‘avian nature therapy,’ and if an insurer won’t pay for it, you can sue.” [Forbes.com, 8-26-2013]

Least Competent People

PREVIOUSLY: The NASA space agency reported an intruder on its Ames Research Center website in September, emanating from a site in Brazil manned by someone perturbed by the U.S.’s (and, also, by the way, the Illuminati’s) eavesdropping. “Stop spy on us!” and “Obama heartless! Inhumane!” were just two of the messages on the 14 NASA sites taken down temporarily. A Slate.com blogger surmised that the hacker intended to target the National Security Agency--NSA instead of NASA. [Slate.com, 9-19-2013]

Criminals Not Ready for Prime Time: (1) Tony Taylor was arrested in Chicago in October after driving off with a woman’s SUV by convincing her he was a valet parking agent and handing her a claim check. He was detained shortly afterward at a nearby Nordstrom’s only because he tried to get cash refunds for items that had been in the woman’s back seat. (2) A woman notified police in Fremont, Calif., in September that a thief had rummaged through her vehicle at night but had taken only a low-end gift-shop item-- leaving behind a checkbook, some money, and an expensive pillow. The item, she said, perhaps looked like a small bag of marijuana, but in reality was a novelty-store bag of dried elephant dung. “It’s a great gag gift,” she said. [DNA Info Chicago, 10-1-2013] [San Jose Mercury News, 9-18-2013]

A News of the Weird Classic (September 2008)

Angela Pusateri, 79, may be unconventional, but, according to Jenna, 13, "She really is a cool grandmother." The Hallandale Beach, Fla., woman is a rap-music singer with a new CD ("Who's Your Granny?") and occasional playdates, where she shows up in hockey jersey, jewels, sunglasses, and baseball cap. Sample rap: "I can bring the noise better than P-Diddy / I am older and wiser, I ain't a disguiser / I am condo commando in a high-riser, Who's your granny?" Also, "Move over, Trick-Daddy, 'cause this is my town / I gotta shuffleboard posse and we're known to get down." Actually, conceded Jenna to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel in September [2008], "Sometimes it's embarrassing." [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 9-8-2008]

Thanks This Week to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.

Posted By: Chuck - Sun Nov 03, 2013 - Comments (4)
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November 2, 2013

The Willa Wrap

It's an "end of life chin wrap." Also, the "Gift of Dignity." (Though probably not the kind of gift appropriate for Christmas, birthdays, etc.) It solves the problem of post-mortem gaping mouth — which is a problem most people never think about until it happens to someone they know. You can order yours here.

Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 02, 2013 - Comments (6)
Category: Death

Little Nemo in Slumberland

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Surely one of the most enjoyably odd of the classic newspaper comic strips was Winsor McCay's famous LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND.

Many of the strips are finally available online at this site.

Of course, if you desire glorious hardcopy, there are plenty of books too.


Posted By: Paul - Sat Nov 02, 2013 - Comments (0)
Category: Dreams and Nightmares, Surrealism, Children, Books, 1900s, 1910s

November 1, 2013

No Extra Charge

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How would you like to pay between $900 and $1300 for a laptop that smells like cat urine? The Dell customers who did just that were not too happy about it. Especially the ones with cats as many of them were scolding their kitties for it. Dell says it was a manufacturing problem that has been corrected, but what manufacturing procedure caused that kind of smell??

Posted By: patty - Fri Nov 01, 2013 - Comments (8)
Category: Computers

Typewriter Art

Keira Rathbone creates elaborate drawings using an old 1960s typewriter. I guess someone must still manufacture ribbons for those things. She says she mostly uses dashes, slashes, and brackets. Letters are more useful for shading. You can check out more of her work at her website.



Posted By: Alex - Fri Nov 01, 2013 - Comments (16)
Category: Art

Crazy Pygmy—Hilarious Dancing



What day is not brightened by the inexplicable and thoughtlessly ridiculed antics of a small person?

Posted By: Paul - Fri Nov 01, 2013 - Comments (2)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Ethnic Groupings, Human Marvels, 1930s, Dance

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