Weird Universe Archive

June 2015

June 30, 2015

Debtor’s Revenge

In my latest article, I explore the phenomenon of Debtor's Revenge — when debtors decide to get even by paying fines with pennies. Though it's not always pennies. Might be $1 bills, or some other form of deviousness intended to spite the debt collector. There were so many examples of this that I could easily have made the article 10x as long as it was. Also might have mentioned that, if I remember correctly, Chuck once declared this phenomenon "no longer weird."

Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 30, 2015 - Comments (5)
Category: Misbehavior, Rebellion, Acting-out and General Naughtiness, Money, Alex

Laundry Shaming


This would be so great if it happened today. Can you imagine the ruckus on social media if some darling tyke came home with an accusatory advertisement pinned to its clothes?

Original ad here.

Posted By: Paul - Tue Jun 30, 2015 - Comments (2)
Category: Family, Hygiene, Advertising, 1930s

The Woof Washer

Not only cleans your dog, but also apparently gets them to stand still.

Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 30, 2015 - Comments (6)
Category: Inventions, Products, Dogs

June 29, 2015

The Fred Society

The FRED Society was founded in 1984, and still appears to be going strong. It's a kind of support group for people (mostly men) named Fred, designed to address the negative connotations associated with the name. That is, when people hear the name Fred, they tend to think of characters such as Fred Mertz (the bumbling neighbor on 'I Love Lucy') or Fred Flintstone. The Fred Society would like us to think of Fred Astaire instead.

Posted By: Alex - Mon Jun 29, 2015 - Comments (6)
Category: Clubs, Fraternities and Other Self-selecting Organizations, Odd Names

George Bennie’s Railplane

I want to live in a world where a system of Bennie Railplanes has been in existence for eighty years.

Posted By: Paul - Mon Jun 29, 2015 - Comments (4)
Category: Eccentrics, Inventions, Air Travel and Airlines, Trains and Other Vehicles on Rails, 1930s

I’m Decompensating

When Charles Addams famously was decompensating, he submitted the same cartoon to The New Yorker (of kids in dog carriers, captioned something like "the kids are ready for summer camp" or something close to that. The editor, William Shawn, knew then that he had to alert the family, that Charles was in trouble. When Chuck Shepherd (with approximately 8 percent the talent of Charles Addams) is decompensating, he declines to write News of the Weird / Plus. That happenstance will occur this week. Sorry. Pass the Xanax, and hope for the best.

Posted By: Chuck - Mon Jun 29, 2015 - Comments (7)

June 28, 2015

News of the Weird (June 28, 2015)

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M429, June 28, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

That New York Attitude: Gregory Reddick, 54, and his employer, SJQ Sightseeing Tours, filed a lawsuit in June against New York City for “harass[ing]” them and hampering their ability to rip off tourists, specifically, interfering with their “right” to sell tickets for $200 or more for trips on the Staten Island Ferry--which is actually free to ride. Reddick was wearing an (unauthorized) “Authorized Ticket Agent” jacket when arrested, and according to a New York Post account, believes he operates legally because he misunderstands a technicality in a 2013 court case. Prosecutors, who described the waterfront tourist-exploitation scene as “the wild west,” found Reddick with seven dates of birth, five aliases, and six Social Security numbers. [, 6-5-2015]

Can’t Possibly Be True

Doctors at a hospital in Dongyang, China, removed 420 kidney stones from a single patient in June (a “Mr. He”). One of the surgeons told reporters that a heavy diet of soy-heavy tofu was probably to blame. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the most stones removed from one kidney during surgery (in India in 2009 in a three-hour operation) is (this is not a misprint) 172,155. [Qianjiang Evening Post via BBC News, 6-8-2015]

In May, the Museum of Modern Arts in Krakow, Poland, began showing a video of naked men and women entering a room and playing a game of “tag”--then revealing that that particular room was actually a building in a Holocaust gas-chamber facility in Auschwitz. The idea, apparently, was to bring three affected nations (Poland, Germany, and Israel) together, and among the sponsors of the exhibit was the Israeli embassy in Warsaw, despite criticism that the work was somewhat “repulsive and offensive.” (A similar project opened in Tartu, Estonia, in February but was closed almost immediately after objections from Jewish-advocacy organizations.) [Jesusalem Online, 6-5-2015]

U.S. students may be clever, but they apparently badly trail Chinese students in the genius of cheating on exams (and especially on the use of cheat-enabling technology). The government’s newest anti-fraud weapon, employed recently in the city of Luoyang during the crucial university-determining tests, is a six-propeller drone that can hover above a cavernous exam hall, trying to pinpoint the locations inside in which designated ace test-takers are radio-transmitting correct answers to their clients, whose tiny earbuds are worn deep in ear canals. Cheating students also use beverage-bottle cameras; ordinary-appearing eyeglasses that can scan and transmit images; and fingerprint film (to fool fingerprint scanners that otherwise would root out test-taking “ringers”). [Quartz, 6-2-2015]

France’s daily La Provence reported in May that at least one enterprising drug dealer in Marseilles had begun distributing “loyalty cards” to its best customers, offering a 10-euro discount on future sales after that customer’s card was full (all 10 squares stamped from previous sales). Said one buyer, “I thought I was hallucinating. I thought I was at a pizzeria or something.” The card also expressed thanks for the patronage and reminded the customer of operating hours (11 a.m. to midnight). [The Local (Paris), 5-21-2015]

Rehab Will Be Difficult: Laquanda Newby, 25, was charged with three counts of child abuse on June 7th at the county courthouse in Richmond, Va., after police spotted her car with two children locked inside on a day in which the temperature reached the 90s. Newby had parked at the courthouse that day in order to attend her hearing on charges that on May 26th, she had locked her kids in a hot car while she was out on errands. [WTVR-TV (Richmond), 6-8-2015]

Wait, What?

Two students at Florida’s Valencia State College filed a federal lawsuit in May against the school and three instructors for forcing them to undergo “transvaginal probes” as part of their sonography (ultrasound) curriculum. According to the lawsuit, the school insisted that students learn the probing on each other because, as an instructor said, “Experience is the best teacher.” The plaintiffs also charged that some instructors and a student leader (dubbed the “TransVag Queen”) made inappropriate, sexualized comments about bodies during the demonstrations. Though the school defended the practice initially, it ordered the live probes halted about a week after the lawsuit was filed and announced lessons would in the future be conducted on simulators. [CNN, 5-19-2015; Orlando Sentinel, 5-26-2015]

Compelling Explanations

Luis Cruz, 46, sought pre-trial release in Springfield, Mass., in June--even though he had been charged with heroin distribution and even though his rap sheet, counting his record in Florida, was 52 pages long. His court-appointed lawyer, Anna Levine, was not deterred, arguing that bail was not necessary to assure that her client would appear for trial because none of the 52 pages, she said, contained an arrest for failure to appear. Said Levine, earnestly, “It’s a 52-page record for showing up.” [The Republican (Springfield), 6-10-2015]

“[J]ust one of those spur of the moment crazy things,” explained John Paul Jones Jr., in May after he had intentionally driven his pickup truck through his living room in Senoia, Ga. He told a reporter that he had been on the phone with his wife, and gotten angry, and “one thing led to another.” Fortunately, Jones is a contractor, and has been out of work for a while and thus figures he can keep busy fixing his mess. The house “needed some work,” he said, “needed air conditioning.” Jones said the truck fared well, with just a few scratches. [WGCL-TV (Atlanta), 5-17-2015]

Questionable Judgments

Teachers Just Wanna Have Fun: Some parents of Encinal High School students, in Alameda, Calif., demanded an investigation in June after learning from a counselor at an after-school program that students had been “assigned” the extra-credit project of rummaging through their parents’ bedrooms looking for sex toys (and bringing in a “selfie” holding one). Administrators told parents that the “assignment” was not a requirement of the course but could not ascertain how many students actually presented show-and-tells to the class. [KPIX-TV (San Francisco), 6-3-2015]

Fetishes on Parade

Cirilo Castillo Jr., 45, was arrested in February in Edinburg, Tex., but a charge was not filed until June, apparently because prosecutors were awaiting Castillo’s recovery from a broken leg. He had been found in a barn after trying to have sex with a horse--three years after having been convicted of a similar crime (and warned, at that time, to stay away from the Edinburg farm). The broken leg happened, prosecutors said, because in the February incident, the horse kicked him. [, 6-10-2015]

Least Competent Criminals

Not Ready for Prime Time: (1) Nashville, Tenn., police arrested Mashara Mefford in June and charged her with breaking into one of their marked cruisers. She was discovered by an officer after she had locked herself inside and could not figure out how the locks worked. (2) Dene Temple and Stephen Fidler pleaded guilty and were sentenced in June for burglarizing the Sichuan Garden Chinese restaurant in Brighton, England. Police, called to the restaurant, caught the men attempting to hide inside the walk-in freezer. There was “no doubt,” said a supervising officer, that the men would have frozen to death if not for being spotted by police. [WTVF-TV (Nashville), 6-17-2015] [Crawley News (Queensway, England), 6-19-2015]

A News of the Weird Classic (July 2011)

Blow Against the Empire: Bank of America (BA) had the tables turned in June [2011] after the company wrongfully harassed an alleged mortgage scofflaw in Naples, Fla. BA had attempted to foreclose on homeowners Warren and Maureen Nyerges even though the couple had bought their house with cash--paid directly to BA. It took BA a year and a half to understand its mistake--that is, until the Nyergeses sued and won a judgment for expenses of $2,534, which BA contemptuously ignored. The Nyerges obtained a seizure order, and two sheriff's deputies, with a moving truck, arrived at the local BA branch on June 3rd [2011] to load $2,534 worth of furniture and computers from the Bank's offices and lobby. After an hour on the phone with higher-ups, the local BA manager wrote a check for $2,534. [Naples Daily News, 6-3-2011]

Thanks This Week to Gerald Sacks, Kathryn Wood, and William Parker, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.

Posted By: Chuck - Sun Jun 28, 2015 - Comments (1)

Sleep Learning

"Discover how you can apply sleep learning to gain health, relaxation, confidence, personal magnetism, self mastery, memory power, success in business and human relations... learn foreign languages and how to play the piano."

Learn to play the piano? In your sleep?

Source: The San Mateo Times - Aug 25, 1959

Posted By: Alex - Sun Jun 28, 2015 - Comments (2)
Category: Education, Music, Sleep and Dreams, 1950s

Follies of the Madmen #252

Posted By: Paul - Sun Jun 28, 2015 - Comments (0)
Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Comics, Junk Food, 1960s, Parody

June 27, 2015

Indiana legalizes sawed off shotguns


Beginning July 1st we can own one as long as it is manufacture made. Mine is already ordered.

Posted By: BrokeDad - Sat Jun 27, 2015 - Comments (4)
Category: Guns, Law

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