Posted By: Alex - Tue Oct 31, 2023 -
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Category: Police and Other Law Enforcement, 1980s, Halloween
Posted By: Paul - Tue Oct 31, 2023 -
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Category: Holidays, Supernatural, Occult, Paranormal, Candy
Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 30, 2023 -
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Category: Literature, Books
Posted By: Paul - Mon Oct 30, 2023 -
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Category: New Age, Supernatural, Occult, Paranormal, Patent Medicines, Nostrums and Snake Oil, Books, 1920s
Posted By: Alex - Sat Oct 28, 2023 -
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Category: Weird Universe
Posted By: Alex - Sat Oct 28, 2023 -
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Category: Clubs, Fraternities and Other Self-selecting Organizations, 1950s, Women
[Chorus]
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
[Verse 1]
Babe, I don't just have to do
You better believe I don't don't don't
'Cause I cheat, scheme and connive now baby
And got everything I want
And oh, don't you talk back to me
You better listen when I speak, yeah
If I wanna curse, slap or hurt you
Just turn the other cheek, because
[Chorus]
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
[Verse 2]
My main purpose in life is winning and cheating
You you you, wow
I don't care what race you are
Just as long as I'm beating you you you you you
Let me have all the diamonds and the riches, girl
While I'm alive, yeah
And I guarantee, as soon as you're dead
These things for you will arrive, remember
[Chorus]
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
I'm your pimp
I wear my hat to the side, and walk with a limp
[Outro]
I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp
I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp, I'm your pimp
Posted By: Paul - Sat Oct 28, 2023 -
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Category: Music, Scary Criminals, 1970s, Sex
Posted By: Alex - Fri Oct 27, 2023 -
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Category: Music, Odd Names, 1970s
Posted By: Paul - Fri Oct 27, 2023 -
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Category: Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests, Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Hillbillies, Country Bumpkins, Ruralism and Flyover Country, Technology, Twentieth Century
Posted By: Alex - Thu Oct 26, 2023 -
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Category: Law, Police and Other Law Enforcement
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