Weird Universe Archive

July 2022

July 16, 2022

Why does Daddy look at television?

According to Redbook magazine (June 1951) it was because Daddy was a dirty old man.

There's more to television than meets the eye, to paraphrase an oft-quoted Tallulah Bankhead quip. Glamorous gals show up on the most unexpected programs. When Daddy watches "Super Circus" with the kiddies, he isn't looking for elephants. He has his eye on shapely Mary Hartline, who leads the band. And when he stays up late enough for "Broadway Open House," chances are that he wants one more peek at the overtowering Dagmar. He'll relax amid the profusion of acrobats, guest stars and trained seals found on every variety show, but he's on the edge of his chair as soon as the girls appear.

Redbook - June 1951



The article provoked an angry letter to the editor published in a subsequent issue.

Redbook - Sep 1951

Posted By: Alex - Sat Jul 16, 2022 - Comments (0)
Category: Television, 1950s, Men

Chopin A La Moog

Fair Warning: You will not be able to unhear this, thus ruining Chopin forever for you.

Player at bottom.





Posted By: Paul - Sat Jul 16, 2022 - Comments (3)
Category: Music, 1970s, Parody, Cacophony, Dissonance, White Noise and Other Sonic Assaults

July 15, 2022

Darrell Johnson’s Mechanical Listener

Darrell Johnson knew that, if you have to give a speech, it helps to practice it first in front of someone. But sometimes you can't find a willing listener. That's where his 'mechanical listener' came in. It was a sculptured head with eyes that would light up and eyelids that would flutter in response to the sound of a human voice. These movements, he reasoned, would "portray a feeling of life, participation, and cooperation to thereby stimulate expression relative to the topic or subject under consideration with resultant improvement and intensity of such expression."

He was granted Patent No. 2,948,069 for this invention in 1960.

It would be interesting to know if a prototype of this thing still survives, hidden away in someone's attic.



Arizona Daily Star - Aug 14, 1960



Springfield Daily News - Oct 16, 1960

Posted By: Alex - Fri Jul 15, 2022 - Comments (4)
Category: Patents, AI, Robots and Other Automatons, 1960s

The Disputed Measurements of Miss France



Article source.



Article source: Philadelphia Daily News (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) 07 Feb 1964, Fri Page 14


The New Miss France 1963 Muguette Fabris and her Dauphines Daniele Chevalier (L) and Michele Fourtain Povel (R) January 01, 1963




Posted By: Paul - Fri Jul 15, 2022 - Comments (1)
Category: Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests, Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, Body, Lies, Dishonesty and Cheating, Lawsuits, 1960s

July 14, 2022

Auditory Memory

Auditory Memory was the title of a 1975 album by Jerry Cammarata. It consisted of 52 minutes of silence.

According to New York Magazine (Oct 16, 1995), "Cammarata promoted the album by holding a press conference with an orchestra composed of bowed instruments that lacked strings, drums with no skins, and woodwinds devoid of reeds."


Scrantonian Sun - Feb 9, 1975



image source: discogs.org



We've previously posted about an earlier silent record, "The Sound of Silence," released by students at the University of Detroit in 1959. I was curious how many other silent albums have been released. Some googling revealed a list of many more.

Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 14, 2022 - Comments (0)
Category: Music

July 13, 2022

United States v. 350 Cartons of Canned Sardines

This case is known in legal circles primarily because of its odd name.

It occurred in 1934 and involved 350 cartons of canned sardines shipped from California to Pennsylvania. The FDA examined some of the cans at its lab in Washington DC and decided that they contained "decomposed animal substance." Therefore, it ordered all 350 cartons to be destroyed.

The sardine company challenged this order in court. It lost the initial case, but won on appeal. Though, by that time, two years later, the sardines may already have been destroyed.

As far as I can tell, the case represented a power struggle between the California inspectors (who had approved the fish for shipment) and the federal ones. The FDA's decision seems to have been somewhat arbitrary. Its inspector decided the fish were decomposed not because of how they smelled or tasted. He said they smelled fine. He concluded they were 'decomposed' simply because they looked slightly pink — which was probably because they had been cooked in tomato sauce.

Read more about the case here.

Case and Comment - Autumn 1934

Posted By: Alex - Wed Jul 13, 2022 - Comments (2)
Category: Odd Names, Lawsuits, 1930s

July 12, 2022

Fly Swatter Vogue

There is a big run on fly swatters in local stores—but not for swatting flies. This time they are for swatting ladies, who, in the cloistered privacy of their boudoirs, apply the little Nemesis of the fly to their fatted parts to obtain a perfect figure.

Boston Globe - Mar 24, 1927



via Useless Information

Posted By: Alex - Tue Jul 12, 2022 - Comments (1)
Category: Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues, 1920s, Dieting and Weight Loss

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