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Follies of the Mad Men #32
Okay, here's today's lesson, ad guys, and I'll only tell you once:
YOU NEVER COMPARE YOUR PRODUCT TO A PLAGUE OR STD, EVEN IN JEST!!!
Posted By: Paul - Wed Oct 01, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Advertising, Products, Celebrities, Food, Sports, 1970s
Smoki Bacon
Smoki Bacon, that is, glamorous NYC and Boston socialite and literary bon vivant.
How could Smoki's Zelig-like presence at all the great intersections of literary history have escaped me till this very moment?
Sample the tasty Bacon yourself in this highlights reel from her cable-TV show with Dick Concannon.
Posted By: Paul - Sun Sep 28, 2008 -
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Category: Celebrities, Literature, Writers, Odd Names, Television
Ruth Grace Moulon, RIP
Ruthie the Duck Girl was a New Orleans character famed for her pet ducks. You can read her history at the intriguing site known as ECCENTRIC NEW ORLEANS, and then read her LOS ANGELES TIMES obituary here.
A documentary was made about her, and shown on WYES TV, but I can't find any online video of it.
Posted By: Paul - Tue Sep 16, 2008 -
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Category: Animals, Celebrities, Death, Obituaries, Eccentrics, Pets, Regionalism
George Clinton’s Art
Posted By: Paul - Mon Sep 15, 2008 -
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Category: Art, Pop Art, Surrealism, Celebrities, Entertainment, Music
Marvin Hewitt, Imposter
I ran across a fifty-year-old case recently in Life magazine from April 12, 1954. The perp was one Marvin Hewitt, and he managed to masquerade as a college-level physics professor, among other positions!
You can read most of the article here. The ending, unfortunately, was missing from my issue of the zine.
More in extended >>
Posted By: Paul - Mon Sep 15, 2008 -
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Category: Celebrities, Crime, Education, Hoaxes and Imposters and Imitators, Magazines, 1950s
The Living Stump
THE LIVING STUMP!
I did not snap a picture, but fortunately I could borrow one from El Sylvan's Flickr set.
The Living Stump is the remnant of a tree whose roots became symbiotically intertwined with a neighboring tree. So that when one tree was cut down, the partner tree continued to nourish the stump, which did not decay as any other chopped-down tree might be expected to.
Yes, folks, this is A ZOMBIE TREE!
Posted By: Paul - Sat Sep 13, 2008 -
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Category: Celebrities, Death, Nature, Photography and Photographers, Regionalism
Black Magic Woman
Now it can be told!
Carlos Santana and Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi are one and the same person!
Check out the identical looks to the right! But if seeing is not believing, further proof is offered in this article from today's New York Times, in which "Qaddafi" rhapsodizes about his favorite babe Condoleezza Rice in unmistakeably lyrical terms:
After all, the Libyan leader had professed his “love” for the American secretary of state. “I support my darling black African woman,” Colonel Qaddafi told the network Al Jazeera last year. “I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders.”
He continued: “Yes, Leezza, Leezza, Leezza... I love her very much.”
Posted By: Paul - Sat Sep 06, 2008 -
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Category: Celebrities, Drugs, Government, Officials, Music, Sex Symbols, Foreign Customs, Hair Styling, Facial Hair
One Touch of Homer Makes the Whole World Kin
After briefly distracting the patients, the researchers then asked them to think about the clips for a minute and to report “what comes to mind.” The patients remembered almost all of the clips. And when they recalled a specific one — say, a clip of Homer Simpson — the same cells that had been active during the Homer clip reignited. In fact, the cells became active a second or two before people were conscious of the memory, which signaled to researchers the memory to come.
Why is Homer Simpson singled out as the test case? Obviously because the human brain has specific neurons that emulate or actually induce and compel Homer-Simpson-style behavior.
And there in a nutshell you have the whole basis for ninety-nine percent of the contents of WEIRD UNIVERSE.
Posted By: Paul - Fri Sep 05, 2008 -
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Category: Celebrities, Science, Experiments, Psychology, Stupidity, Television, Husbands, Cartoons
Follies of the Mad Men #15
Our booze appeals mainly to Eighteenth-century highwaymen.
Posted By: Paul - Wed Aug 27, 2008 -
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Category: Business, Advertising, Celebrities, Crime, History, Hollywood, Inebriation and Intoxicants, 1960s
It Takes a Weirdo to Know a Weirdo
And perhaps you won't be entirely surprised to learn that our own Chuck Shepherd made their honor roll! Don't let that sunny, smiling countenance to the right trick you into imagining he's not the equal of Stephen King or Warren Zevon!
Way to go, Chuck! H. P. Lovecraft is beaming down on you from above. Or up at you from below. Or through the cracks of the spacetime continuum.
Posted By: Paul - Sat Aug 23, 2008 -
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Category: Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests, Celebrities, Eccentrics, Horror, Magazines, Pop Culture, Weird Universe, Chuck
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