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Bathrooms
The Masculine Toilet
It's a toilet specially designed for men who suffer from being too well endowed. It's been in the news recently because the current acting Attorney General, Matthew Whitaker, once worked as the lawyer for the company that patented (or sought to patent) it. From the 2014 press release announcing the "Masculine Toilet":The average male genitalia is between 5" and 6". However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that. I estimate that a 12" distance is adequate enough for most well-endowed men, though I would not be surprised if there are cases who need a greater distance. Nevertheless, for the time being, this is a good starting point.
The Masculine Toilet reminds me of the Toilet Sanitary Shield For Men, which we posted about back in 2015. That was another device designed for men with oversized equipment.
Posted By: Alex - Fri Nov 16, 2018 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Inventions
Glow Bowl Fresh
Posted By: Paul - Mon Sep 17, 2018 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Hygiene, Body Fluids, Excrement, Chindogu
Urinal Forehead Support
U.S. Patent No. 6,618,419.
Abstract: A forehead support apparatus for resting a standing users forehead against a wall above a bathroom commode or urinal or beneath a showerhead. The apparatus includes a mounting member adapted for attachment to an upright bathroom wall either above the commode or urinal or below the showerhead.
Posted By: Alex - Tue Mar 06, 2018 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Inventions
Bathrooms walls as teaching tool
1980: At the annual meeting of the American Society of Anesthesiologists, Alan Grogono reported on the results of an experiment to determine the efficacy of bathrooms walls as a teaching tool.While teaching a class on CPR, he placed educational posters about CPR in the bathroom of one college dormitory, while placing no posters in the bathroom of another. Students housed in the dormitory with the bathroom posters subsequently scored significantly better on the CPR exam than those in the no-poster dormitory. In fact, students in the bathroom-poster dormitory who hadn't even taken the class scored as well as students in the no-poster dorm who had taken the class.
Grogono concluded that bathroom posters could be a useful supplement to CPR training. He also credited his "fascination with restroom communication" to his student days at London Hospital Medical College.
Philadelphia Inquirer - Nov 27, 1980
Chemical & Engineering News - Oct 27, 1980
Posted By: Alex - Tue Jan 24, 2017 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Education, 1980s
Toilet Sanitary Shield For Men
Florida inventor Vladimir Laurent recently received a patent for a device which he describes as a "toilet sanitary shield for male genitalia." From his patent application:The toilet sanitary shield for male genitalia is a device that is placed in the toilet to prevent the male genitalia from touching the walls of the toilet while in use. The toilet sanitary shield for male genitalia comprises a shield, a securing device, and a ball and socket joint.
Laurent told the South Florida Business Journal, "It's a home product and it's designed for a specific need, for something that I felt was needed, personally." He also said that he's spent "between $25,000 and $30,000" on developing the product.
His patent included a line drawing (below) which illustrates his device being used. I've put a purple circle over the male dangly bit, in order to avoid any risk of offending that company which pays our web hosting bill (because that company is easily offended). You can see the unaltered patent image at the South Florida Biz Journal link above.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 05, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Inventions, Genitals
Party Record: The Urinal
Posted By: Paul - Mon Aug 17, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Humor, Body Fluids, 1940s, Genitals
Through The Looking Glass
Recently a shady club owner was outed by a comedian for having a two way mirror in the ladies room. He refused to remove it when confronted so she put it on YouTube. The police are now investigating.
Posted By: patty - Tue Apr 28, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Sex Lives Worse Than Yours
Urine-tricity
Lighting up the restroom with power produced from urine deposited therein, brilliant!
Posted By: patty - Sat Mar 07, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Body Fluids, Natural Resources, Power Generation
Amazing Magic Disc Electrocutes User In Seconds!
I don't care how well this gadget is designed and engineered: I am not plugging it into the wall socket then dropping it in my bath water!
Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul - Sat Feb 07, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms, Death, Technology, 1930s
Home Urinal
The latest Kickstarter weirdness is The Main Drain. It's "an adjustable urinal that attaches to your toilet." It's target market is evidently men who, for one reason or another, really don't want to lift up the toilet seat.They're hoping to raise $50,000 to start manufacturing the Main Drain. So far they've got $1,604, with over a month to go.
Posted By: Alex - Sat Jan 31, 2015 -
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Category: Bathrooms
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