Category:
Denim

Urinary Incontinence Jeans

The Wet Pants Denim company is hoping to capitalize on a new fashion trend "wherein [people] pee their pants because they like the way it looks". The company is offering jeans that give the appearance of urinary incontinence, without the uncomfortable wetness of actual pee.



They're even offering a "white label" urinary incontinence jean, featuring a bright yellow crotch stain.



I'm suspicious that the company is just an elaborate joke. Although they really do seem to be selling these jeans. So maybe not.

These jeans would pair well with those urine-collecting shoes I posted about two days ago.

More info: MEL Magazine, instagram

Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 01, 2021 - Comments (8)
Category: Body Fluids, Denim

Airbag Jeans

Another addition to our growing collection of weird jeans:

Moses Shahrivar, who calls himself "The Artist Moses," has invented airbag jeans. From upi.com:

The jeans... are tethered to the rider's motorcycle, and when the tether is pulled airbags deploy up and down the wearer's legs to cushion an impact.

It seems similar in concept to the wearable airbags, designed to prevent the elderly if they fall, that we've posted about before.



Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 27, 2021 - Comments (3)
Category: Inventions, Denim

Eco-washed organic denim with grass stains

Gucci is selling an "Eco washed organic denim overall" that comes with a "stained-like, distressed effect." AKA fake grass stains. Yours for only $1400.



Or you could get this Orange Tartan Cotton Long Smock Shirt. Only $2600!

Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 24, 2020 - Comments (6)
Category: Fashion, Denim, Overpriced Merchandise

Keyboard Jeans

A product concept from Dutch design company Nieuwe Heren. The wireless, flexible keyboard sewn into the jeans was fully functional. However, the jeans could not be machine washed.

As far as I know, these remained a concept and never made it to market. But the company said that, if they were ever to sell these jeans, they'd price them at around £250 ($325).



Posted By: Alex - Sat May 23, 2020 - Comments (7)
Category: Computers, Denim

Ballerina Jeans

Another addition to our ongoing exploration of weird denim.

Here we have a combo of jeans and tulle ballerina skirt. While the style may be unconventional, at least it's not expensive. It's for sale at the UK's topshop.com for a mere £10.00.

Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 20, 2020 - Comments (1)
Category: Denim

Blue Jeans Speedo

AKA the 'jeado'. Available for pre-order from shinesty.com. Price: $39.99.





Posted By: Alex - Sun May 19, 2019 - Comments (4)
Category: Fashion, Denim

Denim Panties

More denim weirdness. Designer Y/Project has come out with denim panties. On social media, people have nicknamed them “Janties” (short for Jeans Panties). They're available from retailer SSense, for $315. From their website:

Denim can be cheeky. And eye-catching. These “brief-style shorts” can be worn under or over pants, meaning they’re far more versatile than what you’d traditionally expect from a pair of briefs. Underwear that doesn’t need to stay “under there.”

Posted By: Alex - Mon Apr 08, 2019 - Comments (7)
Category: Fashion, Underwear, Denim

Shorts-Pants Combo

The latest example of weird denim: these "Reworked Demi-Denims with Transparent Legs" from designer Ksenia Schnaider. Going for $395.

I'm not even entirely sure what's going on with these things. It's like an attempt to combine shorts and pants into one garment. Shorts from the front, and pants from the back. But why?



Posted By: Alex - Sat Feb 23, 2019 - Comments (4)
Category: Fashion, Denim

Inside-Out Jeans

Back in 2018, I posted about upside-down jeans sold by CIE Denim. This inspired Phideaux to comment: "I guess the next thing is to have them look like they're inside out, as if you got dressed in the dark."

Phideaux's guess is apparently the fashion industry's command, because retailer boohoo.com is now offering inside-out jeans for £15.


Posted By: Alex - Tue Feb 12, 2019 - Comments (7)
Category: Fashion, Denim

Bull-sit Chair

Yet another way to make blue jeans weird.





Source: Catawiki auctions

Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 16, 2019 - Comments (1)
Category: Furniture, Denim

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