The Wet Pants Denim company is hoping to capitalize on a new fashion trend "wherein [people] pee their pants because they like the way it looks". The company is offering jeans that give the appearance of urinary incontinence, without the uncomfortable wetness of actual pee.
They're even offering a "white label" urinary incontinence jean, featuring a bright yellow crotch stain.
I'm suspicious that the company is just an elaborate joke. Although they really do seem to be selling these jeans. So maybe not.
These jeans would pair well with those urine-collecting shoes I posted about two days ago.
Gucci is selling an "Eco washed organic denim overall" that comes with a "stained-like, distressed effect." AKA fake grass stains. Yours for only $1400.
A product concept from Dutch design company Nieuwe Heren. The wireless, flexible keyboard sewn into the jeans was fully functional. However, the jeans could not be machine washed.
As far as I know, these remained a concept and never made it to market. But the company said that, if they were ever to sell these jeans, they'd price them at around £250 ($325).
Another addition to our ongoing exploration of weird denim.
Here we have a combo of jeans and tulle ballerina skirt. While the style may be unconventional, at least it's not expensive. It's for sale at the UK's topshop.com for a mere £10.00.
Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 20, 2020 -
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Category: Denim
Denim can be cheeky. And eye-catching. These “brief-style shorts” can be worn under or over pants, meaning they’re far more versatile than what you’d traditionally expect from a pair of briefs. Underwear that doesn’t need to stay “under there.”
The latest example of weird denim: these "Reworked Demi-Denims with Transparent Legs" from designer Ksenia Schnaider. Going for $395.
I'm not even entirely sure what's going on with these things. It's like an attempt to combine shorts and pants into one garment. Shorts from the front, and pants from the back. But why?
Paul Di Filippo
Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over thirty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. He has recently begun blogging on many curious topics with three fellow writers at The Inferior 4+1.